I have a dream.
I have a dream that one day fussy eaters will rise up eat whatever is put in front of them.
I have a dream that one day the fussy eaters and the non fussy eaters will be able to sit down together at a table without hearing “what’s that green stuff on the chicken?”
I have a dream that one day even the pickiest people, who only eat avocado in guacamole or tomatoes in tomato sauce, will be transformed into functioning human dinner guests.
I have a dream that one day phrases like “I don’t eat Chinese/Italian/Mexican food,” “capers are weird” and “I can’t eat anything here, can we go somewhere else?” will be but distant memories.
I have a dream today!
I have a dream that one day every lettuce leaf shall remain on it’s burger, and every salad shall be served with it’s dressing,the crusts will be left on, and the olives shall not be picked off.
I have a dream that one day people will realise that trying something new will not kill them, that having a taste of pesto will not bring about their demise, that life is short and there are much tougher hardships to face than being served a new food.
This is my hope, and this is the faith that I go back to the kitchen with.

With this faith, cooks will be able to hew out of the mountain of despair a stone of hope. With this faith, we will be able to transform the uneasy discord of our dinner parties into a beautiful symphony of brotherhood. With this faith, we will be able to eat together, to go out together, to split bills together, to share pizzas together, to travel on the sushi train together, knowing that we will be free of fussiness one day.
And this will be the day — this will be the day when all of the home cooks and frustrated parents will be able to sing with new meaning:
My kitchen is not a restaurant, of thee I sing.
Eat what you’re given, or go home hungry,
From every table, let fussiness end!
And if dinner is to continue to be served, this must become true.
And so let fussiness end in school lunchboxes.
Let fussiness end at the Christmas dinner.
Let fussiness end at the barbecue lunch.
But not only that:
Let fussiness end when someone has taken the time to make you something special.
Let fussiness end at every meal that is not made up of plain carbohydrates and unseasoned meat.
At every table, in every home, let fussiness end.
And when this happens, when we allow fussiness to end, when we let it end from every village and every cafe, from every state and every city, we will be able to speed up that day when all the cooks who wish to try a new dish will be able to say:
Free at last! Free at last!
Thank Jamie Oliver, we are free at last!











